I was bribed today with a great meal and some cold beer to 
accompany my wife to the Oak Factory Outlet! The mission was to find me an oak dresser to match my other bedroom furniture. Up until now, I had a mix of oak and painted pine, which was fine with me! The red dresser I now use matches the shelves I built many moons ago to hold my Hot Wheels Mustang and AC Cobra collection.
Now honestly, don’t it look fine the way it is? Women!
Now I’ll have to take them all down to the basement and patch the holes in the wall the shelves made. The next thing she’ll want me to do is replace the race car border! It won’t be my room anymore!
She once had a
hen party and one lady walking through the house commented, “I didn’t know you had a little boy.”
“Yes, I do, and he’s my husband. That’s his room!” my wife told her.
Never had a room of my own growing up, and I roomed with 35 other dudes in the Air Force, or 6 in the tent in Vietnam, and then I got married. I was thrilled when my snoring forced me into my own room – or die! Then, right when I get it the way I want it…I have to grow up and get an adult room.
It just isn’t fair I tell you!
Okay vote: How many like it the way it is? How many the way it will be?
accompany my wife to the Oak Factory Outlet! The mission was to find me an oak dresser to match my other bedroom furniture. Up until now, I had a mix of oak and painted pine, which was fine with me! The red dresser I now use matches the shelves I built many moons ago to hold my Hot Wheels Mustang and AC Cobra collection.Now honestly, don’t it look fine the way it is? Women!
Now I’ll have to take them all down to the basement and patch the holes in the wall the shelves made. The next thing she’ll want me to do is replace the race car border! It won’t be my room anymore!
She once had a
hen party and one lady walking through the house commented, “I didn’t know you had a little boy.”“Yes, I do, and he’s my husband. That’s his room!” my wife told her.
Never had a room of my own growing up, and I roomed with 35 other dudes in the Air Force, or 6 in the tent in Vietnam, and then I got married. I was thrilled when my snoring forced me into my own room – or die! Then, right when I get it the way I want it…I have to grow up and get an adult room.
It just isn’t fair I tell you!
Okay vote: How many like it the way it is? How many the way it will be?
