First, you can run by about 9 AM and get your flu shot.
Have you gotten yours yet?
Second, drop in at your little momma’s, and wait for your wife to make the rounds at Curves!
If you’ve been really good, she’ll bring you a sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit back for breakfast.
Then you stand around and watch your mom and wife cuss and discuss new drapes!
Afterward, you can talk them into a big Ol’ Smokey at Gridiron Burgers! Yummy…for my tummy!
Finally, you get everyone and everything back home in time for an early afternoon nap!
Thank you God for my retirement…and please watch over my retirement fund!
Tomorrow, we plan to vote early!